Nudists should be ‘convicted of terrorism,’ says B.C. homeowner seeking to ban bare bodies on beach | National Post http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/08/10/nudists-should-be-convicted-of-terrorism-says-b-c-homeowner-seeking-to-ban-bare-bodies-on-beach/
"Dennis Roszell, who currently lives in Alberta but owns a home across from the beach, claimed the nudists are deliberately intimidating the public with their actions.
“The nudists have actually perpetuated their blatant crimes to a point of terrorist activity and should be convicted of terrorism,” he said in an email.”
1. D.R. take a boat tour.
2. Boat capsizes.
3. Nude persons rescue him.
4. D.R. commits suicide.
5. The world got better.